Category Archives: Comic Book Haiku

Comic Book Haiku: Shaolin Cowboy #1

Cheer Cowboy’s return with two-chainsaw action and no damn talking mule.

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Comic Book Haiku: New 52’s Young Romance

Idiots will buy covers with these two kissing, and DC thanks them.

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Comic Book Haiku: Amazing Spider Man #700

Peter Parker dies two times in less than two years. Comics also dead.

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Comic Book Haiku: Actions Comics #15

Issue gives excuse for ol’ Mxyzptlk to be in haiku.

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Comic Book Haiku: Aquaman #7-13

Geoff Johns confident that we all know Aquaman does not talk to fish. (Just kidding. More in depth review coming.)

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Comic Book Haiku: Cavewoman: Natural Selection #2

Stupid question: Are nipples all women need to keep skimpy clothes on?

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Comic Book Haiku: Batman #13

Capullo induced gimmicky nineties flashback… Just Say No, fanboys.

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